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Thursday, July 30, 2009
Is it paranoia if it's true?
I think some of my friends plan to kill me. They probably will kill me sooner, now that I'm on to them. Friends, please don't kill me. I am enjoying life somewhat at the moment, and killing me could impede my happiness. Is that actually a rant?
Shock! Horror! You're enjoying life? Something must be done immediately to remedy this problem.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, I'm not outwardly cheerful or anything. Though there should really be an un-Prozac for people who enjoy life too much.
ReplyDeletethere should be.
ReplyDeletewhy do you think we want to kill you?